Thursday, October 16, 2008

I'm depressed...

This is seriously, horribly, utterly depressing!!! Today may have been the worst day in my entire life! First, I learn that Elly's future job is going to be a bartender(She's trying to get everybody else to go along with her)!! Also, Michelle got her first right-up in home school history and she is seriously crazy enough to go to rehab! Then, oh it gets worse, I learn that Carly is taking steroids and is going to rehab(Michelle and her will be rehab buddies), for reasons why, ask Carly! Then, after that, I get a call from Josh saying that he has this gigantic grudge against me, doesn't even want to talk to me, doesn't want to see my face ever again, and is secretly getting together with the rest of my loyal friends behind my back. Now I am sitting at my computer screen, writing the longest post of my life! It's getting worse so be praying for me.

Sincerely,
Michael James Wagner

23 comments:

Samantha said...

wow. michael you are going to need some serious counseling. so how is michelle's ankle? i have been really praying for her. and how is she taking the write up. that is a huge bummer. well, i'm praying for you and your depressedness.

Elly said...

DUDE I AM NOT GOING TO BE A BARTENDER!!!! carly is the only one with good enough sliding skills to be a bartender, seriously! and poor michelle about getting written up in study hall
I know my turn is next >:( no matter what Carly says about sue gripe we all know the truth ...........LOL! and don't push the biceps thing with carly. she might just hurt you with those things. Jk. :)

Elly said...

woah i just listened to that new song of yours by dragonforce! that is the coolest guitar ever!!!! howd u hear about it?

Car said...

First of all, WHAT HAPPENED TO "I WON'T TELL ANYBODY?" Second of all, I don't have mountains protruding from my biceps! Third of all, It's not my birthday! You need some help!

Car said...

Much better! Thanks!

anna_a_miller said...

wOw. You guys need some serious help...all of you. CARLY!! steroids?!?! This is what happens when you don't have anybody to keep you accountable while I'm gone! I'm very disappointed.

Drew said...

id like to see carly on steriods

btw our parents disoned elly last night so shes living in a homeless shelter with some other wannabe vartenders

Elly said...

michael what do you mean some guy told you at keys that The Real on my playlist didn't work? what guy at keys saw my blog? i'm kind of feeling like i'm being stalked right now! what guy was this and why did he say that???
oh, and btw I am not disowned and not in a homeless shelter or else I would not be writing this and I wouldn't know about the guy at keys who is a stalker!

Elly said...

oh. I feel much better now. but still, who was this dude who saw your playlist?

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Samantha said...

hey michael! i heard that elly and drew and justin totally sabotashed your blog. bummer. it looks fine now though. i really like the new background and music! =)

Drew said...

actually i knew they did it but i dint do anything

Drew said...

hey we are coming to your game this week cause we dont have a game this week when is it?

Car said...

I missed the pink-flowery blog! I am soooo bummed I couldn't see it! Did you get mad?

Drew said...

u deleted your post

Eve said...

wow... michael.
I hope the pink flowers were a phase. And it looks like you 'went back into the closet'
omg... hi, that's mildly disturbing

Elly said...

woah i feel bad now. i have no idea how the sidebar stuff got deleted. sorry 'bout that one. but still, wasn't it widly funny? actually, it wasnt drew, justin, and i, it was josh, michelle, and i.

Drew said...

*Dudes, please don't ever get onto my profile again, even if I'm already logged in. Just log me out. When you changed my background, it deleted everything I had on my side bar, and I'm still trying to find... this was aprt of your post wut is the end?

Elly said...

drew why did you memorize michael's post? I mean, if you really wanted to memorize something pointless we are memorizing the homonuclear dyotomics for chemistry and that is about as pointless as it gets.

Drew said...

go to my playlist and listen to freebird at 3 minutes thirty seconds it is awesome

twogood said...

hi my man I now have a blog.

Elly said...

ok so the first thing Tyler said to me when I walked into chem today was "Hey you should be a bartender!" THIS IS BAD. now i am forever labeled as a bartender. not helping that you posted that I want to be a bartender!!!! :P lol

Eve said...

Suuure Michael! Whatever you say...