Thought This Was Funny...Not Sure About You.

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

4.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

5.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

6.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

7.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

8.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

9.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

10.) 80% of the guys who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.