Man, Can't ya give a guy a break???

I'm off for 3 days, and already ya guys are screaming at me to make a new post!!! I can't get over it! There was only 14 post on that post, and ya guys are screaming at me! Samantha didn't even tell me to get a new post, ya guys are nuts!

Wow...

Wow, I haven't posted in awhile. Well, I just had a concert were I got to play guitar, congas, and SING! He really made me sing. I can't believe it. I'm still freaking out about it! I really don't know what to post so what are you guys doing this holiday season. Being hobo's at Walmart, Hitchhiking, what are you guys doing???

Bible Study

Hey, no I'm not dead, but just been very busy! :) Well, we started a Bible Study every Monday, and it's been going pretty good. Little off topic, but good! I really don't know what to post, so just write something. I'm going crazy 'cause I can't think of something to post!

Here Ya GO!

Well, I have to make a new post so here it goes. The song you are listining to right now as you are reading this post is the coolest song in the world. Now take a few seconds and listin very closely to it.........OK, now imagine playing this song on EXPERT on GUITARHERO!!! Yeah, Justin and Josh were playing this song, and then Josh got tired and handed the guitar to me!! It was the coolest thing I've done in a long time. So if you ever go over to the West's house, ask to play this song on EXPERT. You might have a heat attack.

Almost there...

I'm almost completely healed of my deathly disease. Now all I have is a really scratchy, deep voice to prove that I was sick. But now I have to make up all my school, and make-up my algebra class. Wait, that could actutally be good cause I'm deathly bored in that class, so I will give me something ta do.

Awe, man!!!

Dude, I got this horrible cold!!! I slept in till 10:00 this morning, and have been chugging down water all day!!! I hope I get better by Thursday cause I have an algebra test, and if I miss that, that would be bad. Just pray that I get better soon!

I'm depressed...

This is seriously, horribly, utterly depressing!!! Today may have been the worst day in my entire life! First, I learn that Elly's future job is going to be a bartender(She's trying to get everybody else to go along with her)!! Also, Michelle got her first right-up in home school history and she is seriously crazy enough to go to rehab! Then, oh it gets worse, I learn that Carly is taking steroids and is going to rehab(Michelle and her will be rehab buddies), for reasons why, ask Carly! Then, after that, I get a call from Josh saying that he has this gigantic grudge against me, doesn't even want to talk to me, doesn't want to see my face ever again, and is secretly getting together with the rest of my loyal friends behind my back. Now I am sitting at my computer screen, writing the longest post of my life! It's getting worse so be praying for me.

Sincerely,
Michael James Wagner

!Adios!

Hey, we are going to Flagstaff until Wednesday. So yeah, we're almost about to leave, and I decided I wanted to make a new post so here it is. See you guys Thursday!!! Oh, and should I make a new background?

Crazy Pic!!

These are just some of the CRAZIEST PICS EVER!!

Sorry to all you Shakespear People...

I just saw "As you like it" and I almost fell asleep TWICE!! It was pretty horrible, nice experience, but horrible! I don't think I would go to that for fun, if you know what I mean. Right now it's almost midnight, and I'm just rambling on...and on...and on... yeah, I'm tired and this is getting boring. MY POINT: DON'T SEE SHAKESPEAR!

Oh...

Oh yeah, sorry for all the slams against you, Samantha. I hope you know that I am completely joking! Your just really fun to tease, 'cause you react. :P Just asking and hoping there is no hard feelings. If I say anything to bug you guys or are just being stupid, just tell me. I'm a man, I can take it. Well, maybe a guy, but same thing. :) I have been struggling with, this is stupid, but just spewing facts when I know about the topic. So if I just start rambling, just tell me. Oh, and I forgive you... d;o <- that's my gangsta winking and with his mouth open. I know your jealous.

Well...

Well, I was forced to make a new post because Samantha just likes to tell people they need a new post even if they don't. So, here I am, staring at the computer screen trying to think of something to say but I can't 'cause I'm to focused on not miss-spelling my words. And I made the words extra big so Samantha can see them in her old age and also so she can see that I don't need to make a new post.

Sorry...

So yeah, sorry I'm not as funny as my sister. She cracks up sometimes. She is on drugs, and we're praying for her. Um, I don't have anything as funny as she has, so I'm just going to say comment...

You have to look at these...

Hey, I just found these pics of Sedona! You guys have to look at carly's face on the 1 and on the 2.

Six Flags!!!

Hey guys! Yeah, I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow and just wanted to tell you that I'll be gone until late sunday night. So cha.

Wow, These are Cool...

Tyler Spitting coke everywhere!
Matthew and John-Paul.

I'm kinda stealing Drew's idea with all the pics and stuff but I just found Matthew's 10th birthday pics so I wanted to show you guys.
Drew with his awesome hat!
Matthew doing his Ninja moves on the pinata!
Matthew spilling coke down his face!

Another post........

Yeah, since you guys can't really talk about my birthday, i decided just to make another post. So, what do you want to talk about? Anything?? Ok, awkward. Ok, I'm just going to post a pic.

My Birthday......

When your back starts hurting, you can't see so you have to wear contacts, and everytime you wake up in the morning, everything in your body cracks, what does that mean?? Well, it means your getting older and it time for an up-date on your birthday! Well, yeah it's that time of year for me. On September 16 I'm turning 13. So this should be a great year for me, 'cause I am officaly turning into "guy" hood. Talk to you guys later!

Back to School

Summer has come to an end, and now we have to go back to school. Some of us are excited, so pumped that our heads are about to explode! Then there are those who are totally not looking forward to it. I'm excited 'cause my sister and I are starting to go to a new co-op! I have Worship Team, Algebra, Science, and Spanish! Yeah, some are boring but some are "da bomb!" See you guys later and hope you have a good school year!

We Are Back!

Oh Yeah! We made it make to our house alive without any injuries (Which is pretty incredible if you look at my past record!). We went to Disneyland, Yosemite National Park, Sequoia National Park, and Kings Canyon National Park. Yeah, it was a lot of parks but we acutely had a great time. In Yosemite, there were a few waterfalls and I got to swim in them! This is one of them. The water was so cold that that night when I got in my bed I had three covers over me and my legs felt ice cold! So ya, we're back!

Bye!!

Hey, I'm leaving on a 8 day vacation or more!!! I just wanted to say bye. BYE!! (Wow, that was lame and I'm ashamed. I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! That was waaayyy to retarted. I'll stop talking now!)

Summer Highlights

New post time!! Ok, now that summer is almost over, I'd like to know everyones summer highlights!!! Favorite vacation, movie, event, sport :), anything. Let's here it!!!

Prayer Request

Hey, if any of you would like me and my family to pray for something...post it here!

Thought This Was Funny...Not Sure About You.

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

4.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

5.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

6.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

7.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

8.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

9.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

10.) 80% of the guys who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Talk

Hey, this is a post just for you to talk. It seems stupid that you would just comment on a pic or some activite. So you guys can just talk!!!

Stupid Stuff I've Done...

Well, I've done quite a few stupid things. Let's see, um, when I was three I fell down 24 stairs and was knocked out, when I was eight, I set a fire alarm off in a restaurant. (Hey, it said pull here!!).When I was 11, I blew a firecracker up in my eye, I was playing with my dog and tripped over a basket, hit a shelf, broke the shelf, and fell on the ground. I broke my arm trying to snowboard on a bunny hill, and almost cracked my head open doing a backflip off of our hottub wall. I was jumping off a balance beam over a pool and slipped off and did the splits on the wall. Yeah, so I don't have a lot of common sense. That's why I have a Savior.